The Criteria

So, I have some particulars for my potential lovers.  They usually go unmet in part, or in whole.

• Full time job
• Vehicle
• Own place, and must have lived on own for at least one year
• Vegetarian/Vegan
• Christian
• Love of cats
• Over 21
• Loved and lost and willing to try again
• NOT a Capricorn, Gemini or Scorpio
• Skinny (not negotiable, I'm shallow)
• Digs at least one of the generes of music I enjoy
• Reads...like books...like recreationally
• Abhors debt as much as I do
• Understands concepts like existentialism, anti-consumerism and other -isms
• NOT a virgin 
• Has own social life with own social circle and no designs upon becoming a barnacle in mine