Playing Catchup (It's a long post. It was an eventful night,)

Alright, lot's of things to report.

1. Baldy never hit me up about lunch/movie this afternoon, so that is out.
2. If it weren't for my want for a personal day (which turned into a badass girl's night) I would have gotten stood up by Dan the Dollar Man.  

Fucking men.  

Anyway... 

To the happy news!

Last night, I had planned on watching some romantic comedies, drinking some cheap sparkling wine, eating strawberries and relaxing.  Instead, Lilly called and said that she and Matt were looking for something to do and knew I was "always down for a good time."  So they came over, and we put away three bottles of cheap Champagne.  And then the drunk chatting started on Facebook.  No damage was done but now: 

• Bookstore Hottie may think I'm insane because of proposed NSA, but that's no big bummer.  
• I think I may be closer to getting in with Wikipedia.  My goal is to get him to ask me to lunch.  
• And Gnat, our vegan friend, may have had his crush for me strengthened, so I need to handle him with some care for a bit.  Or maybe just ignore him.  Ha.

After some dancing in the apartment, we got the idea in our heads to go to Broad Ripple.  We started at the Alley Cat then to the Tavern and then Rock Lobster. 

• The Alley Cat.  Boring. We left almost upon entering.
• The Tavern. Kind of fun. Watched Lilly and Matt play pool. (V can't play pool.  This inability allows me to go on dates were guys "teach" me, therefore I will not ever learn how.) I got lot's of winks, and one brave soul came up and talked to me.  He gave me his number, but he was a little drunk.  Matt and he were good buddies though.  I may utilize the number, because he had a lot of hot friends, and wasn't too bad himself.
• The Rock Lobster. We went here to dance.  On the dance floor, I became monopolized by a not-unattractive gentleman, who touched every inch of me and then proceeded, as the night wore on, to show me just how happy his body was to be up on mine.  At this moment, I got Matt and Lilly's attention and BOLTED.  Lilly and I went outside for air, and checked out the men on the street, earning me more winks.  But when we wanted to go back inside to get Matt, we were barred access because of last call.  Much to our infuriation, two men, whom we had nicknamed Mustache and Scarf earlier that evening, were allowed in, because they were "regulars."  Bitches.  We eventually got Matt and made our way home.  

Once Lilly and Matt dropped me off and began their journey north to Lilly's house, I sent a text to Bipolar Boy to come hang out and cuddle.  I was sober at this point, but not in the mood to be alone.  He sent a text back that he wanted to get laid, so I told him in exchange for ejaculation I would get cuddles.  He was here in 20 minutes.  We hung out, chatted, boned, cuddled and slept.  It was nice NSA.  He left at 8:00, I went back to bed until 11:00.  Now I'm going to get ready for another night out with Lilly, Matt, and a bunch of other people I will meet tonight. Woo hoo!