The Cast

So, my dating life is rather...quick paced.  In an effort to keep everyone on the same page, I'm going to blog about it.  Names will be changed to something flippant and nickname-like to further create entertainment.  So, without further ado, the current lineup:

• Bipolar Boy: He's been written off in my book, but is insistent that a "casual physical relationship" should be sustained, even after multiple refusals.  Most recent proposal of NSA meeting, last night.  He's 21 but acts 12.
• Septum Kid: Super cute guy I met at a punk show Saturday night; he played prince charming to my damsel in distress.  While meeting most of my criteria, he's 19 years old. Ugh.  But he has a motorcycle! And he's a vegetarian.
• Sexy Soldier: Hot guy, just got out of basic training.  So far we just email, though he's been trying to get me to agree to meeting up.  22 years old.
• Bald and In Charge: My apartment complex leasing manager.  He has a motorcycle too.  Age: unknown at this time.  Date on Thursday.
• Moody Love Toy: Guy I went to school with.  We reconnected back at the end of January and had a good two weeks of NSA lovin'.  Recently, he's been distant.  Age: 22, with two kids.
• Phantom of the Not-pra: Another on the list of "Why can't you leave me alone?"  The guy can't take a hint, and posts nosey comments on my Facebook Wall.  Age: 20
• Broad Ripple Pickle: He and I decided to be friends after two dates last week.  He's a pretty cool guy.  Age: 23
• Nice Guy: Another old school bud.  He wants me, I don't want him.  Age: 26
• Wikipedia: Super hot vegan who I just had to mention.  No dating here, he's too cool for me.  Age: 30-something?
• Bookstore Hottie: Yet another in the "went to school with" list.  Ran into him at Border's downtown a few weeks ago.  He remembered me, I did not remember him.  Super cute, but just got dumped and is hung up on "her." Age: 22
• Dan the Dollar Man: This one is worse than Septum Boy, age wise.  Totally hot guy at the dollar store, awesome flirting, gave him my number.  He's 18.  I almost didn't put it on here because it's so damn embarrassing.  Oh well.